Saturday, May 10, 2008

{Make love, not war. But AIDS?}

"i know its kinda late, but happy birthday"

omg ahahaha rmb my mom allowed me to sign up for the stanford writing course? it started yesterday. the teacher rambles ._." mr lee konstantinou(: we got this fancy stanford university folder (which at the back price tag said $1.19 o.O?) +writing pad+a chim book (as in REALLLYYY chim) "The Art of Fiction:Notes on Craft for Young Writers" by John Gardner. LOL but we gotta return the book at the end of the course ._."
on fri, we were supposed to write 6-word stories. like, literally, six words.
some famous ones:

For sale baby shoes, never worn. - Hemingway
Longed for him, got him. Shit. - Atwood (LOL!)

our group was like so stuck and came up with lame ones:
i am stuck, so are you.
stress stress stress stress stress DIE. LOL (ain't that six words???)

omg but the winning team was joy's: make love, not war. but AIDS? AHAHAHA self-explanatory. Today missed training for the course. it was 8.30am to 4pm. hiiiak. then we wasted the first 3h having "lab" session. like cuz we gotta turn in a short story on thurs and so he gave us that time to think about our story and ask if there were any questions. wat a waste of time, we all were like in total slack+procrastination mode? and RANDOM TOO:D
after he lectured about POV and "the cathedral" (some story we needed to do a reflection for) and sensories and how to describe. our assignment was to go around our "campus" (thats wat he said, though it looked like scgs to me)and find something to describe. wanda had to leave early so left junlei, kym&mie. our masterpiece was: the dustbin and the seesaw TAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAH~

CANT BLAME US OKAY we had severe writers' block lah. to gain inspiration mie&junlei sat on the floor facing the wall HAHAHA. i tink, east? junlei went to write some freaky poems and i was writing wat i was tinking atm. like:

i dismembered my pen. (oooh yea i wanted to un-jam the lead but in the end the whole ting fell apart. NEVER ever ask me to fix the intricacies of stationery lorh)
i need muscleache cream.
i feel random
I LOVE CHOCOLATES
jun lei writes freakish poems.
so on and so forth.

so much for inspiration.
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i miss training): tho i probably will have to WADDLE while playing in court. im muscleach-ing from last last week until now. mie&yunwen was like complaining about BUTTache too AHAHAHAHA~ i need crutches!!! like today i was walking up a step and suddenly my thigh RANDOMLY gave way and i fell down. scraped my knee and got a lot of blood ._." [MEL IS SO CLEVER] cant run cant jump cant bend.

haha having badminton camp on 2-3 june. i also wanted to go debate camp@acsi but its like exactly the same day? the irony. SCGS BUILT BARBECUE PITS HAHAHA for our barbecue programme in the badminton camp. damn funny you noe the program sheet. everyone was cracking up at "seeding exercise" (yesh, we're sick-minded). then when told it was planting, we saw the venue was like "the shaw hall" and we were like LOL!? planting in the HALL HAHAHAHAHA. then we were told its like they bring pots in hahaha. then we saw that "washing up" was at the "courtyard" and we were like BATHE IN THE COURTYARD LOL!?????? and then mr lau said is TOILETS at the courtyard AHAHAHA. the camp also consists of 6h of training ._." wthhhhh.
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there's a new schedule for our 6h gathering but cuz fanghua didn't come online and shiyin asked me discuss with him so not up yet ._." psps sorry oh:X (chengkan: took your suggestion. thankxxx)
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mie&jun lei were roped into this thing that ms sharon asked us to do which the whole cohort is not doing haha. we sabo-ed kailin, sonia (cuz she in choir and can SING FOR US), inez and clarissa lim mainly cuz they're all DRAMA-QUEENS AHAHAHA.

we're supposed to compose a skid promoting our reading material: in this case, "emily of emerald hill" by stella kon. (personally i think it's KIND OF boring) but anyway, hahah we were entrusted this. we gotta be done like the script and acting by 20th june. hiiiak, coupled with the lang arts assignment+other workload, its gonna be tough.

Lang ARTS ASSIGNMENT: literally create your own perfect world. not the write-an-essay-easy-peasy one. is kills-mel-and-she-dies-a-horrible-death one. we supposed to write a book about the country which includes *takes a deeeep breff* the customs, education system, foreign liason&relations, travel system, rules, etc.etc. LIKE EXACTLY IN DETAIL HOW THE COUNTRY WOULD BE. hiiiak T.T
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PIX: (took in class, yesh im a bad bad naughty girl, so why did you vote me as prefect nominee, people!?)

thats vickyONG screwing around with claire HAHAHA. that's leanne turning her head in the foreground. kailin getting "bullied" (her hair's down cuz someone took her hairtie ._.") and that's vickySEE sitting there spacing out o.o

OON (shixuan)!!! and tanny's pencilbox and specs' case AHAHAHA. dunno whos the person with the back to me HAHA SORRY >< looks like tannyyy

vickyONG+oon+claire = what are they looking at??? =O vickySEE still spacing out. leanne reading a book, i tink.

gang of guuuurlzzz: hansol, valerie, clarissa lim, rebecca, lea. vickySEE still spacing out by the french doors LOL and clarissaQUEK's distant figure near the whiteboard.

VICKYONG!!! lol shes like 170-180+ I THINK!???

one of the facilitators from ntu for the stanford writing course&KIM'S HEAD AHAHAHA

CUTE SPONGEBOOOOOB~ wat y'all pissed off at???

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NO GOSSIP GIRL FOR CRISSAKE SONIA!!! you fo shizzleeeeee~ shit, im becoming sonia. NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FREAK OF OUTER SPACE>>>>>>

Now I’m on my own side
It’s better than being on your side
It’s my fault when you're blind
It's better that I see it through your eyes
All these thoughts locked inside
Now you’re the first to know
When darkness turns to light
It ends tonight,
It ends tonight.
Just a little insight won't make this right
It’s too late to fight

It Ends Tonight The All-American Rejects

i love you endlessly.
9:33 PM